Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. --Roger Caras
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"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise."
--Unknown
"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant." --Unknown
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." --Gene Hill
"In dog years, I'm dead." --Unknown
"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs." --Aldous Huxley
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." --Robert Benchley
The best thing about a man is his dog.
--French Proverb
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives." --Sue Murphy
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." --August Strindberg
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the
conversation." --Fran Lebowitz
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." --Rita Rudner
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few
persons." --James Thurber
"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets." --Nora Ephron
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." - Ann Landers
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." --Robert A. Heinlein
"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." --Anonymous
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." --Will Rogers
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog." --Franklin P. Jones
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." --Ben Williams
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." --Groucho Marx
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." --Josh Billings
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." --Andrew A. Rooney
"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard." --Dave Barry
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We hope you enjoyed these and know at least some of them to be true!
