Cat quotes, sayings and other funny
comments about cats
"Thousands of years ago,
cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
--Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs.
You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow."
--Jeff Valdez
"As every cat owner knows,
nobody owns a cat." -- Ellen Perry Berkeley
"I have studied many philosophers
and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
--Hippolyte Taine
"Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God." --Unknown author
"You will always be lucky
if you know how to make friends with strange cats." --Colonial
American proverb
"People that hate cats will
come back as mice in their next life." --Faith Resnick
"Cats are intended to teach
us that not everything in nature has a function." --Garrison
Keillor
"A dog is a dog, a bird
is a bird, and a cat is a person." --Mugsy Peabody
"I love cats because I enjoy
my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul."
--Jean Cocteau
"Cats are absolute individuals,
with their own ideas about everything, including the people they
own." --John Dingham
"When a cat adopts you,
there is nothing to be done about it except to put up with it
and wait until the wind changes." --T.S. Eliot
"The little furry buggers
are just deep, deep wells you throw all your emotions into."
--Bruce Schimmel
"Meow is like aloha--it
can mean anything." --Hank Ketchum
"If a cat washes behind
its ears, it will rain." --English superstition
"A cat pours its body on
the floor like water. It is restful just to see him." --William
Lyon Phelps
"They are the most graceful,
sinuous, sexy, truly sensuous creatures in the world." --Carol
Lawrence
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