Cat quotes, sayings and other funny
comments about cats
"One cat just leads to another."
--Ernest Hemingway
"There are many intelligent
species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." --Anonymous
"There are two means of
refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." --Albert
Schweitzer
"Time spent with cats is
never wasted." --Colette
"There is no snooze button
on a cat who wants breakfast." --Unknown
"Kittens learn early to
listen intently when someone calls them - and do absolutely nothing."
--Pam Brown
"Kittens are born with their
eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around,
then close them again for the better part of their natural lives."
--Stephen Baker
"Cats like their doors left
open - in case they change their minds." --Rosemary Nisbet
"Most cats, when they are
Out want to be In, and vice versa, and often simultaneously."
--Dr. Louis J. Camuti
"Her function is to sit
and be admired." --Georgina Strickland Gates
"To err is human, to purr
feline." --Robert Bryne
"Cats are a mysterious kind
of folk. There is more passing in their minds than we are aware
of." --Sir Walter Scott
"There were once two cats
of Kilkenny.
Each thought this was one cat too many.
So they fought and they fit
And they scratched and they bit,
'Til excepting their nails
And the tips of their tails
Instead of two cats there weren't any."
--Traditional limerick
"Those who feed cats will
have sun on their wedding day." --Welsh superstition
"If there is one spot of
sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up."
--Joan Asper McIntosh
A dog thinks:
"Hey, those people I live with feed me, love me, provide
me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of
me.....They must be gods!"
A cat thinks:
"Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide
me with a nice warm, dry house, me, and take good care of me.....
I must be a god."
--Unknown author
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