Cat quotes, sayings and other funny
comments about cats
"Some Cats is blind, and
stone-deaf some,
but ain't no Cat was ever dumb." --Anthony Henderson Euwer
"One of the most striking
differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine
lives." --Mark Twain
"If you want to be a psychological
novelist and write about human beings, the best thing you can
do is own a pair of cats." --Aldous Huxley
"No matter how much cats
fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens." --Abraham
Lincoln
"The cat is a dilettante
in fur." --Theophile Gauthier
"In a cat's eyes, all things
belong to cats." --English Proverb
"Even overweight cats instinctively
know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses."
--John Weitz
"To please himself only
the cat purrs." --Irish proverb
"Never ask a hungry cat
whether he loves you for yourself alone." --Dr. Louis J.
Camuti
"The only mystery about
the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal."
--Sir Compton Mackenzie
"A cat determined not to
be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it
wants to." --Dr. Louis J. Camuti
"Since each of us is blessed
with only one life, why not live it with a cat?" --Robert
Stearns
"Cats are always
elegant." --John Weitz
"If man could be crossed
with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat."
--Mark Twain
"A cat has too much spirit
to have no heart." --Ernest Menault
"You can't look at a sleeping
cat and be tense." --Jane Pauley
"Like a graceful vase, a
cat, even when motionless, seems to flow." --George Will
"The cat pretends to sleep
that it may see the more clearly." --Chateaubriand
"All animals are equal but
some are more equal than others." --George Orwell
"The idea of calm exists
in a sitting cat." --Jules Reynard
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